Ryan's Letter to Zeke

For Ryan's school assignment, he was asked to write a persuasive letter to his parents to try and convince them to do something. Alyssa had me read the assignment first, and then she showed me the letter. I've got to say, the kid is ambitious.

It says:
Dear Dad,

I really want a volcano. I want a volcano
in my backyard. I weud [would] look at
the volcano. It mit [might] be cool.

I weud [would] like the volcano. It
weud [would] be fun to look at it the
volcano. So I would go to live in
Hulwiyey [Hawaii]. To go to
Hulwiyey [Hawaii] I have to get
cros [cross] the ocean.

Love, Ryan

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